I wonder when people will start listing YouTube videos on their resumes.
You can buy this design on a shirt, you know.
When you're on, you're on, but when you're not...oof. You really need to get your head in the game.
We haven't even evolved a third arm to hold our smartphones yet.
And if you stain the paper with coffee and burn the edges a little, it basically becomes the Constitution.
Yesterday I watched a very special episode about toothbrushes.
There is function that prints out all the features, but I have not figured out what combination of buttons initiates it.
Only your HATRED can destroy it. Actually, no, that hasn't worked so far, nevermind.
Do not try the first two at home.
One word languages work for lots of animals, but most of them are Pokémon.
Did you know that an 86 year-old woman was recently pepper sprayed in the face for peacefully exercising her constitutional rights? Sorry. I mean, uh, what level is your Skyrim character?
Valid through March 22nd, 1925.
Popularity increases until a newer, smaller, shinier version is available.
You don't have to pay $7.99 per month for the Unlimited Streaming plan.
Well, nothing except that you wasted the best years of your life looking at cat pictures and arguing about Star Wars.
It's kind of adorable.
...and *that* is why we don't default to "yes" in a wizard, kids!
Two times the terrifying! One exorbitant price!
I would really appreciate it if you would hold up your end of the deal.
Even if you had lived to see it you would have died of shame.
Will there be a radio station that plays "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner?