Expert

I wonder when people will start listing YouTube videos on their resumes.

You can buy this design on a shirt, you know.

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Lucky Cat

When you're on, you're on, but when you're not...oof. You really need to get your head in the game.

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On The First Try

We haven't even evolved a third arm to hold our smartphones yet.

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Rolled Paper

And if you stain the paper with coffee and burn the edges a little, it basically becomes the Constitution.

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Ball Bearings

Yesterday I watched a very special episode about toothbrushes.

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Hand Test Page

There is function that prints out all the features, but I have not figured out what combination of buttons initiates it.

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The Dark Side of the Mouse

Only your HATRED can destroy it. Actually, no, that hasn't worked so far, nevermind.

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Projectile Weapons

Do not try the first two at home.

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Dog Language

One word languages work for lots of animals, but most of them are Pokémon.

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Marginalized

Did you know that an 86 year-old woman was recently pepper sprayed in the face for peacefully exercising her constitutional rights? Sorry. I mean, uh, what level is your Skyrim character?

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Please use responsibly

Valid through March 22nd, 1925.

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Consumer Electronics

Popularity increases until a newer, smaller, shinier version is available.

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Roxanne

You don't have to pay $7.99 per month for the Unlimited Streaming plan.

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Reddit Karma

Well, nothing except that you wasted the best years of your life looking at cat pictures and arguing about Star Wars.

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No Idea

It's kind of adorable.

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Holodeck Controls

...and *that* is why we don't default to "yes" in a wizard, kids!

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Cirque du Soleil

Two times the terrifying! One exorbitant price!

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Bike

I would really appreciate it if you would hold up your end of the deal.

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Lewis and Clark

Even if you had lived to see it you would have died of shame.

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Questions

Will there be a radio station that plays "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner?

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